When it takes at least three guys to carry a cheeseburger, and two of them are dressed as monks, then you know that it's a special burger. It may taste like hot garbage topped with even more hot garbage, but at least the burger has been blessed.
This charming sundae is the perfect starter home for any young family! Two bedroom, two bath, breakfast nook, large front porch, and even a laundry room. $2300/month - utilities included. No smokers. Small dogs okay.
This is not a brisket sandwich stacked on top of a pastrami sandwich. This is one glorious, beautiful, and magnificent creation. If you insist on deconstructing this brilliance and eating them separately, then I will be forced to call the sandwich police and they will put you into sandwich jail where you will be forced to eat Subway.
Pho (pronounced, "fuh") is a Vietnamese soup, typically consisting of rice noodles, thinly sliced meat, bean sprouts, and jalapenos. Even the regular sized portions are huge. This one is obviously the swimming pool size.
This is a 72 oz. steak, made famous by the Texas steak challenge, where you have one hour to eat the whole thing, as well as a bevvy of side dishes. Not pictured: the shrimp cocktail, the side salad, the baked potato, and the roll with butter. Also not pictured: the ambulance that takes you to the hospital to pump your stomach after you attempt to eat all of that.
It's not so much an oversize factor as it is a sugar factor. We all could probably finish this - come on, it's just cotton candy - but the amount of sucrose injected into your cranium would more than likely make you hallucinate, causing you to rip off your clothes and run through the amusement park screaming, "I AM THE LION KING! HAKUNA MATATA THIS!"
A three pound meatball stuffed with angel hair pasta. If you can't finish it you can always use it to demolish buildings. (Sorry. That was a ridiculous statement. Of course you would finish this bad boy.)
If Ted ever discovered this oversized gummy bear, well, I'm not really sure I want to know what he would do with it. What's burned in my brain is horror enough and I am quite sure what he would do would only be worse.
Nicholas And The Ginormous Pickle by Roald Dahl. The story of a young boy who enters a giant pickle and meets six annoying hipsters who are into the craft pickle movement. They eventually all go insane. The novel has yet to be published.
This guy is going about eating this huge calzone all wrong. There's too little sauce, not enough soda, he needs way more napkins, and he's smiling. The guy has already lost and he hasn't even started eating. Calzone - 1. Guy - 0.