Consecotaleophobia is the fear of chopsticks. So if you suffer from this, I apologize for the above photo. If you don't suffer from it, then this is a great time for you to learn how to finally use chopsticks properly!
Sesquipedalophobia is the fear of very long words. And the fact that the term for the phobia is itself a very long word is just a very cruel joke. How do you say what you suffer from if you are afraid of saying it?
Spectrophobia is the fear of looking at your own reflection. The fear of not being able to look at your own reflection is called "Realitvophobia" and strikes three out of every four housewives of...whatever city they are in this season.
Phobophobia is the fear of phobias. It just might be the grandaddy of all fears. If you suffer from this, our hearts go out to you. But at least you have the biggest phobia in all of Phobialand. So that's something, right?