Out in Minnesota, every year they crown a "Princess Kay of the Milky Way" to become the official good-will ambassador for the Minnesota dairy industry. But the real prize, as you can see here, is the opportunity to get your likeness carved into a giant block of butter.
Kristy Mussman, I've never been more envious of anyone in my whole life.
Riot Fest let attendees vote on which superstar should be sculpted in butter. Many people voted for Andrew W.K. or one of the members of GWAR. But, who did the punk fans want to see most of all? Uncle Jesse from Full House.
What would you do if you suddenly were given a half-ton of butter? If your answer was, "Sculpt some cows doing the twist at a malt shop," then congratulations, you must be Jim Victor, the guy who made this thing.
(Side note ”” I must say what an honor it is to have an artist of your talent browsing our website, Mr. Victor.)
Children frolicking on a playground next to a cooler full of sodas while a child plays catch with his football hero...all made entirely out of butter. Can you think of anything more American than this image?