But this picture describes exactly what ZF is feeling. He is so ecstatic now that he's single that he bought a giraffe and a T-shirt with his name on it and is planning to move to Portland where they are more accepting of alternative lifestyles and ironic T-shirts.
The inventor of Post-Its would like to deeply apologize to whomever received this note. Post-Its are not supposed to be used for passive aggressive breakups. They are to be used as reminders to feed your cat.
The execs at CBS saw this billboard and decided to turn it into a half hour comedy. Coming this fall: "Hi Steven!" A wacky wife will do anything to get the attention (and love) of her slacker husband. Starring Norm MacDonald and Debra Messing. Produced by Chuck Lorre.
If a graphologist were to analyze this handwriting they would say that the person who wrote this is very angry but that anger is masked by confusion and misunderstanding. That or it was written by a six year old.