In the early '70s, it was really difficult to get proper medical care.
Don't you hate it when a creepy girl in a mask waves around her bloody knife while you're trying to casually fan yourself?
When this guy was looking for a place to get a bite to eat, he really should have gone with the House of Pancakes.
Why do we get the feeling there was a lot of cocaine present during the making of this cover?
If this movie were called Angry Big Mouth Billy Bass, it would probably be slightly less ridiculous.
Here we see our hero rescuing two women from The Occultist, who was attempting to make all of them wear actual clothing.
Sure, they may be some sort of evil skeleton clowns, but they ROCK!
Despite a flaming boat speeding towards them just in the distance, these two are disrobing in a surprisingly calm manner.
As far as movie taglines go, "You can't fight the evil forces of power without the power of force" is definitely...an example.
The weirdest thing about this box? The title contains the word "Think."
"Could?" They mean "should," right?
"I vant to suck your...oil!"
"Look out! We're being invaded by a guy in a lizard suit!"
Sure, he commits a few murders, but it's still better than a Gallagher concert.
This 1994 action movie starred wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper as well as Billy Blanks. You know, the Tae Bo guy. You can tell this apart from the similarly titled Looney Tunes: Back in Actionbecause the one with Bugs Bunny is more realistic.
Nothing can save this video box from being ridiculous. Not even Burt Reynolds' magnificent mustache.
Judging by the handcuffs, Charles Bronson has apparently just broken out of prison...and then he lost his shirt and fell into a vat of Vaseline.
It's probably not that hard to win a karate trophy when the only other people in the movie are disembodied heads.
It's a good thing the video store put that "Action" sticker on this box, otherwise you might think it's a 19th century Jane Austen romance.
It's called Truckin' Man, but we're guessing they originally wanted one of the words in the title to start with an "F." But for some reason, they decided Truckin' Fan wasn't as good a title.