This tree has the same natural defense as a child who's just been told it's bedtime: go completely limp and hope nobody wants to deal with its nonsense right now.
The most amazing thing? After he finished the cut, the rest of the tree fell to the ground, while that one branch remained conveniently suspended in mid-air.
I'm honestly not sure if this is a fail or a win. Can we get a meme expert on the case for an official verdict? Your 6-year-old brother will do just fine.
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While the news reports said this was due to a sudden Louisiana sinkhole, sources close to the tree said that the real reason for the move was actually a very literal interpretation of the song "Under the Sea."
We're not joking, here. As CNN confirmed, this really is a drunk moose. He ate too many fermented apples, then got stuck. Thankfully, after being freed and sleeping it off, he was fine.
Though after that embarrassing story, I'm sure it wishes it could have remained anonymoose.
Geez, you try to get a nice photo of your friends and then this palm tree noses its way into the picture. Dude, you're never going to be part of the gang. Just move on.
You've got a tree that went and uprooted itself, and once the homeowner begins to try to dispose of it, goes and changes its mind. It's a tree that can't even die correctly.
I think we're done here because that, my friends, is the ultimate tree fail.