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20 Impressive Tree Fails That'll Leaf You Stumped

Ugh. Trees suck. They can't do anything right.
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Published May 20, 2015
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20 Impressive Tree Fails That'll Leaf You Stumped

Ugh. Trees suck. They can't do anything right.
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Published May 20, 2015
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1. Anarchy Tree

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For the record, trees tend not to appreciate being enclosed in a prison made out of their dead family members.

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2. Go Home, Tree. You're Drunk.

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I knew that watering my lawn with vodka and Red Bull was a bad idea.

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3. Ugh, I've Been Waiting Forever for This Guy to Cross

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Normally, I'm not in favor of taking an axe to pedestrians in the middle of the street, but today I might be willing to make an exception.

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4. It's Just a Bit of Wind. Stop Being So Dramatic.

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This tree has the same natural defense as a child who's just been told it's bedtime: go completely limp and hope nobody wants to deal with its nonsense right now.

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5. Fishy Tree

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If a fish somehow finds its way onto land and then suddenly gets stuck in a tree and nobody's around to see how it happened, does it make a sound?

Answer: Yes. A horrible, horrible sound.

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6. Make Up Your Mind

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Trees are so indecisive. I'm just sorry that Melinda had to get wrapped up in this drama.

And as for you, tree, quit being such a softwood and get over her.

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7. Looking Good. Just Keep Sawing!

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The most amazing thing? After he finished the cut, the rest of the tree fell to the ground, while that one branch remained conveniently suspended in mid-air. 

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8. How The...?

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I'm honestly not sure if this is a fail or a win. Can we get a meme expert on the case for an official verdict? Your 6-year-old brother will do just fine.

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9. Should Have Spent More Than a Dollar on That Sign

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We tried to warn George of the Jungle to watch out for that tree, but he just wouldn't listen.

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10. Miley Cypress

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Feeling down because your new office job has cut into your club time? Don't be distraught. This tree will do enough twerking for the both of you.

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11. I Must Go. The Swamp Needs Me.

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While the news reports said this was due to a sudden Louisiana sinkhole, sources close to the tree said that the real reason for the move was actually a very literal interpretation of the song "Under the Sea."

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12. Thanks for Ruining Our Picnic

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We can't even have a nice afternoon snack without you making everything about yourself, can we, Tree?

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13. Trees and Drunk Moose Don't Mix

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We're not joking, here. As CNN confirmed, this really is a drunk moose. He ate too many fermented apples, then got stuck. Thankfully, after being freed and sleeping it off, he was fine.

Though after that embarrassing story, I'm sure it wishes it could have remained anonymoose.

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14. PhotoPalm

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Geez, you try to get a nice photo of your friends and then this palm tree noses its way into the picture. Dude, you're never going to be part of the gang. Just move on.

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15. Slowest Runner in History

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I don't know why I even buy tickets to watch the tree marathon...

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16. Hey, Up Yours, Tree!

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I was about to get into a fight with this guy, until I realized the tree was actually telling me I'm #1.

(Well, that's what I chose to believe after seeing how jacked his arm was, anyway.)

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17. Get a Job, Tree!

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I'm sick of you sequoia freeloading on the side of the road, buddy. Last time I gave you money, you blew it all on birdhouses.

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18. I Forgot How to Tree.

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This tree's steadfast refusal to grow up makes me realize it must be of the millennial generation.

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19. That's a Bike Path, Not a Tree Path

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Situations like these are why I hate nature. The Matrix can't come fast enough, as far as I'm concerned.

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20. Flip Flopper

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You've got a tree that went and uprooted itself, and once the homeowner begins to try to dispose of it, goes and changes its mind. It's a tree that can't even die correctly.

I think we're done here because that, my friends, is the ultimate tree fail.

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