When she went to the store to pick up supplies for her fireside wine and cheese soirée, Janet had to have the clerk unlock the cabinet containing "the really fancy Triscuts." Nothing but top shelf for this gala.
While it's easy to judge this young couple, we should take into consideration that the theme of their prom was "This will all be extremely embarrassing in 20 years." Come to think of it, that's the theme of every prom.
You know you've got great Facebook friends when, after ripping your status apart, they then take a screenshot and upload it for the world to see. Now I feel like a genius for avoiding all friendships of any kind for my whole life.