Here is a little known fact about Carrie Underwood. The original lyrics of one of her biggest hits was, “Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats…because I’m going to hit him with my weird claw-hand.”
Apparently, Carrie Underwood’s hands weren’t good enough where they were before. SO LET’S MOVE THEM!
We like you the way you are, Carrie. Please don’t dig your keys into the side of our rides, or slash our tires. Please
Avril Lavigne! Chill out with that arm! Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
But seriously, how on earth does she get her right arm to bend like that? It looks so painful and weird, doesn’t it?
This is one of those pictures where the longer you look at it, the less sense it makes. It’s best to just move on. Uh huh, life’s life this. Whatever happened to Avril? We just hope that her arm is okay.
Are celebrities really that different from the average Joe? This picture makes us a little freaked out that maybe they actually are. Do all celebrities come with no nipples? We didn’t know this was a thing!
But then Chrissy Teigen reassured us that no, they are just like regular people and have no problem laughing at themselves when need be.
“I have no nipples. I draw them on with sharpies each morning and sometimes I forget,” Teigen joked about her cover photo.
You would think that if Kristen Stewart lost an arm, this would make headlines.
So when this magazine came out, why weren’t people freaking out over the fact that her arm just stops. Poof! It’s gone!
Hey, it is a great way to lose a few pounds. They wanted to make her look thinner so they just took off some arm. Makes total sense, doesn’t it. Maybe we should try it? Eh, let’s just stick to a cleanse.