It seemed like a perfect marriage, until the cookie part got all jealous of the brownie part for getting most of the publicity. What followed was a brutal and drawn out divorce, with the cookie getting the cookie bag and the brownie getting custody of the milk.
Oh, baked potato, you think you are just sooooo special, don't you? You think you can put anything on top of you and it will be yummy. Well, let me tell you: Putting pizza on you is a cheat. You could put pizza on my Five Fingers running shoes and it would still be tasty.
The Ramen burger was created by Brooklyn Ramen chef, Keizo Shimamoto. But it feels like it was created by a drunk, frat guy who dropped his Big Mac in the dirt and, in a last ditch effort to curb his munchies, tossed the burger buns and just slapped the meat between two bricks of uncooked Ramen.
Listen, you don't really need your heart. Studies have shown that your heart can explode and you can still go on living. That's not me talking - that's science. So go ahead and dive right into this monstrosity. You'll be fine.
No one really eats Peeps for the flavor. They eat it for that tactile sensation of tearing the marshmallow head off of a marshmallow chick. That's the real fun in Peeps, so making this Peep-flavored milk seems totally unnecessary.
These days everyone has to just be so creative when it comes to burger, don't they? Every burger joint has to think outside the box and make the most outrageous burger ever. You know what the most creative, outrageous, and out of the box burger creation there is?
What's wrong with chicken cooked in chocolate? Nothing, really. It's just that having that much fun with food scares me. What if chocolate chicken consumes my life? Cause if it could happen to me... it could happen to you.