We will cover your car in one random thing for every parking spot you take up. That is our code. We are Parking Lot Knights.
On the bright side, there's no way your car is going to melt from the blaze those firefighters are trying to put out.
This car belongs to the King of the Parking Lot, so the spot was created with complete sincerity and respect.
The handicapped parking mafia strikes again!
The parking cops in this town are literal garbage.
He just barely edged out "upside-down moped in the stairwell" guy.
That's one way to hold on to the new car smell.
Terrible parkers, meet your Michael Jordan.
Reason number five to never get on a carpenter's bad side.
The owner of this car is either a bad driver or a GREAT fisherman.
Parking poorly looked so fun that the cop in the white jeep just HAD to join in.
This is either a team effort to block in a particularly bad parking job, or the Knights of Caropolis are planning something BIG.
This car must've committed some serious crimes to get locked in Shopping Cart Alcatraz.
To be fair, the car on the right is super abusive.
To a robot that transforms into a truck, a bad parking job is practically a war crime.
The second boot is from an entirely unrelated, terrible parking incident.
We're REALLY glad the person who took this picture followed through on their threat.
Is this message intended for the owner of that truck, or the person parked next to the owner of that truck?
And, as we all know, cars must nurse off of trucks if they want to become big and strong.
Et tu, other parking officer?