Please do not give me a pillow with a face. Especially if it's Jim Breuer's face.
This is just great. Your baby will sleep soundly and so will you, knowing she is cradled lovingly by GIANT, DISEMBODIED HUMAN HANDS.
Artist Kate Kretz created this hair pillow as part of a series of human hair embroideries, many of them on pillows. This one would be especially unsettling (or comforting??) when sleeping alone.
Here are the things that are okay with this pillow.
This is for your most dramatic friend. Man, if this existed back in the day, there would have been no need for Billy Crystal at all and When Harry Met Sally... would have ended much differently.
Dead horse head pillows! They'll make you an offer you can't refuse!
This wouldn't be so weird if... nah, never mind. Can't think of anything that would make this pillow hat any less strange.
This octopus pillow is great if you want to feel comfy but also like being smothered and suffocated by a giant sea creature.
Please don't get hungry on this. Also please don't lie on this. Very uncomfortable.
Hey, teenage girls! You no longer have to use your imagination when practicing you kissing technique with a pillow. You have an attractive, fully formed plastic mouth to fall in love with.
Because when I think comfort, I think bones.
I understand the cartoon fish pillow. It's decorative. But the plastic-packed dead salmon? At least it's "FRESH."
This pillow looks impressively like a book. It's for those moments when you don't want to cop to planning to fall asleep in public places. You'd rather look like you are extremely bored by literature.
Look, sometimes we just want the arm. And nothing else. Shhhhhh. Don't talk.
Hey, a girl needs OPTIONS. Would be better if the whole things was covered in mustaches, but this is good too.
I have always wanted to rapidly change the TV channels and mess up all the cable settings while simultaneously getting a good night's sleep. And now I can!
These pillows beat like a human heart. Only they're not attached to bodies, making it extra creepy when they sprout legs and crawl away BECAUSE THEY HAVE HEARTBEATS AND THEY'RE ALIVE.
Don't use this. You'll give your mom a heart attack. There's no way she'd get the blood out of that white carpet!
Sure, this nap time pillow is a little silly looking, but it's a small price to pay for having your head encased in a heavenly cloud of cushions.
This pillow is PREPOSTEROUS. There's no WAY that bra would work.