The mask is a little redundant, don't you think?
It took patriotic scientists fifty years, but they finally invented holographic flag technology strong enough that they could strap it to an eagle.
If Mike Tyson had a son and that son was an eagle, this would be him.
The amount of stars and stripes on this flag is HORRIBLY inaccurate.
This eagle ghost won't rest in peace until all of us wave our flags more.
Every time an American flag is left poorly maintained, this eagle sheds a tear.
This eagle loves America so much it replaced its body with the U.S. Constitution.
"Hey eagle? Whatchya thinking about? America? It's probably America."
"Every time someone eats a hot dog in the parking lot of a monster truck rally, I'll be there."
The presidential ticket of "Anthropomorphic Armored Eagle with American Flag Cape" is going to be tough to beat in the 2016 election. Even tougher when you realize that his running mate is a copy of Bruce Springsteen's Born in the U.S.A. on vinyl.
Every time the pledge of allegiance is uttered, this eagle hears it and nods.
"What? I'm just posing in front of a flag. Its no big deal."
This eagle was so busy thinking about flags that he is just now realizing that he doesn't have a lower body.
This eagle gets super emotional whenever she thinks about Alexander Hamilton.
In the future, the sky is a flag, this eagle is our king and everything else is pretty normal but those two things are so crazy that it makes up for it.
What's this eagle looking at? An even bigger American flag that's just off camera, of course!
This is the actual eagle that won the revolutionary war by ripping the King of England's head off. We'll wait here while you look that up.
Could they have placed this eagle in front of a more wrinkled flag? The answer is no.
"Did I just hear someone badmouth capitalism?"
The new, Pro-America Power Rangers is pretty nonsensical.