When we find something that works, we go insane. We then need to have that thing in every flavor and every size and color. But we need to learn to chill out and to not ruin a good thing. Let Oreos be Oreos and only Oreos!
How am I supposed to know that you aren't allowed to enter into Wisconsin with a chicken on your head? I am from another state where I can have a chicken on my head. Hey America! We need to get it together.
Do you think you should be finding your doctor on a subway car? How about a park bench? It just seems like a bad idea to me.
8. Commercials For Medication
Try this product. It could possibly help you with your depression, but it will make you want to kill yourself. Your eyes will fall out and you may vomit for three days straight. Do you still want to try it?