This is as sad as it is hilarious. This guy has been kicked out of his bedroom so many times he's made an even nicer one in the living room. He may not even want to make up, since he sleeps better out here anyway.
Life advice: Don't ask your significant other to watch after your pet bunny if you've been fighting a lot recently. Especially if they're a good cook. And especially, especially if they have a taste for braised rabbit.
You know when you reach that comfortable point in a relationship where you can share anything? Turns out this guy miscalculated and wasn't there quite yet. It's a shame, because it seems now he'll never get there.