We’ve all seen plenty of photos on the internet that made us do a double take. A lot of them will make you question, “How is that even possible?” A lot of them will make you realize that there are many things in this world that look like a guy's junk. This photo is one of them. This girl looks like she got herself a tall drink order. If she does finish that, she will certainly be drunk … in love.
The sad thing is that I’ve actually woken up to a hairy deformed man in my bed. Unfortunately for me, it didn’t turn out to be an adorable doggo. I have to make better and more sober choices in my life.
This girl clearly didn’t have her reading glasses on when she read the invitation to the party. The invitation said "semi-formal," and she somehow read “fully nude.” Funny how the mind sees what it wants to see.
What, you haven’t heard of “flooring"? It’s what all the kids are calling sex these days. Like, “Oh, man, Becky and I were flooring so hard, but then her mom came home before I could plaster down those tiles.”
Hey, some girls just have a little more hair than others. There’s no shame in it. I mean, she’s got more hair on her back than the Neanderthals I date do. But, if she feels comfortable wearing a sleeveless shirt, you do you, girl!
Decker, #87, had to sit out the rest of the season because of a complete head dislocation. He is still in high spirits though and wishes the rest of his teammates victory this season. He’s expected to make an almost full recovery and should be back next season.
Well, since this is a Russian deli, he would be a smoked meat head. Hmm, or maybe a Kielbasa head? It also looks like a giant’s severed thumb. Either way, Russians are very keen on their smoked meats. I would know, I’m eating an entire plate of smoked meats right now.
I wonder if this woman is part of the Kayan people of Mayanmar. They are a tribe where the women wear metal coils around their necks to elongate them. The longer the neck, the more beautiful the woman. She must be the hottest girl in town.
I know that people who do yoga can have their heads up their own butts sometimes. You know, thinking that their far superior and enlightened compared to everyone else. Well, it looks like they like to have their heads up each other’s butts, too.