"Whatcha gonna do when the roller coaster runs wild on you?!"
As the log flume rounded the corner, the guys realized that they all just passed Go.
On Space Mountain, no one can hear you scream.
When you play ping pong while riding a roller coaster, it can be pretty hard to get just the right amount of backspin on your serve.
"Mom, whatever I did, I'm sorry!"
We're pretty sure that the kids have soiled their pants, and that was just when they saw this guy get onto the same ride as them.
Jimmy, this isn't how you get people to come back on the show.
Dad seems pretty pleased with this ride, but I don't think he's going to be pleased with the claw marks on his arm afterward.
This kid has the same thousand yard stare as John Rambo. He's seen some things, man.
What better time to have your manservant pour you a drink than while taking a 100-foot, near vertical plunge down a torrent of water?
Everything that you can see from the top of the ride is our kingdom, Simba.
Kim Jong Un is all smiles as he rides this roller coaster. The people next to him are all smiles, too. They wouldn't dare make any other face.
"I am not here. I am at home watching Sesame Street."
This young man's hair was flat and curly before the ride. It's been high and straight like that ever since.
It is at this time that the amusement park would like to remind you of the waiver you agreed to by purchasing a ticket and that there are no refunds.