If you’re a fan of the great outdoors, but also can’t survive without your cellphone, there’s a great product for you. The BioLite is a camping stove with a built in phone charger. The burning wood in the stove will actually charge your phone. Now you can gaze up at the stars, and be 52 weeks deep into someone’s Instagram feed at the same time. You can get one on sale at Amazon right now for $39.
These are a great product for people who like cycling. Sometimes, I wish all bikes came equipped with these blinkers. It’s a perfect tool for road safety. These are Blinker Grips, which can be a bit pricey. But you can get alternatives for much less on Amazon.
We find ourselves in the age of self-help gurus, positive thinking and crap like The Secret. You won’t find any of that nonsense in this book, you’ll just learn how to just not care about those things that don’t matter. Namaste, f***ers. You can get this book for $15.
While a lot of people may use tools like Google Calendar for daily tasks, it still just makes a goal more real if you write it down. The Path Planner is a great way to manage short-term and long-term goals. The notebook also has mandalas you can color in when your to-do list is stressing you out. You can get one for $19.
Virtual projection keyboards may not be the most necessary item, but damn if I don’t feel like I’m straight of Blade Runner using one. Hey, and sometimes you might just not have your laptop handy and you need to take some quick notes. This device connects to your phone through Bluetooth, so you’ll have it all saved. You can get a laser keyboard for $30.
People, now you can fart freely. Honestly, I can’t believe this product exists, but it’s honestly kind of great. I just don’t want to become overconfident wearing these and then have a fart turn into a shart … which certainly won’t be filtered. You can check out their offers on all the clothes in their anti-fart line here.
Iced coffee is essential in the summertime. But, putting lots of ice in it will just water it down. The HyperChiller will cool down hot coffee 130 degrees within 60 seconds without diluting it. You can use it for all sorts of beverages you need instantly cold. You can buy one for $30 on Amazon.
Ladies, the Sleep Styler will save you so much time in the mornings. Just wrap your hair around these absorbent soft curlers and wake up to perfect waves. They also won’t damage your hair because they’re heat free. You can get them for about $30 dollars.
Your kids constantly using their phones at the table? Kitchen Safe! You trying to keep your chubby hands out of that cookie jar? Kitchen Safe! The Kitchen Safe will lock up anything you want for any set amount of time, from a few minutes to days. Just try not to throw it out the window to get it open before the time’s up. You can buy one for $55.
This moldable glue has endless applications. You can use it to secure your cell phone/tablet cords. You can mold it into hooks and utensil holders. Just mold it, stick it and let it dry. You can buy a pack of this crazy useful putty for $22.
This is super handy for anyone who experiments with recipes. Just prop it up on the kitchen counter and you’ll have everything at eye-level. This is also just useful for watching something on your phone or tablet. You can buy one for $25 on Amazon.
I’m a big fan of having things written down and having a physical copy of something. This notebook will let you do just that…and it will also send all the notes you take to your phone or computer through the cloud. When you run out of space on the notebook, you just microwave it to erase it. No, you really do microwave it. You can get this for $25 on Amazon.
We should be pooping better in the 21st century. We’ve been doing it wrong for years! The squatting position is much less harsh on our sphincters and makes the whole movement come out smoother. So, you can now get into a squat position with the Squatty Potty. You can buy one on Amazon for $25.
Being on your feet all day can lead to a lot of painful blisters. But, you don’t want to carry around a first-aid kit in your bag. If you just spray this on your feet before getting into a pair of not-so-comfy shoes, and it’ll create a layer of protection that will keep your feet blister-free. It's not just for heels, either. You can buy a bottle for $22.