Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson uploaded this Christmas card to Facebook in 2011. It depicts his Christmas Eve tradition: waiting menacingly by the chimney for intruders. Nobody breaks into The Rock's house, not even Santa.
Joe, the middle Jonas brother, decided to send out this mall-photo-studio-quality double-exposure card of him and his cat for Christmas last year. He may no longer wear that purity ring, but looks like Joe still wears that purr-ity ring.
Kelly Kapowski herself, Tiffani Thiessen, and her husband Brady Smith decided to get their family photo with Santa. Unfortunately, Brady had a tantrum while on Santa's lap. If only Zack Morris had been around to announce, "Time out!"
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian took this cute family Christmas photo with their two kids. We learn a lot about LeAnn and Eddie from this card. Namely, that they think kids should be disciplined just for sitting around and eating a cookie. Tough parents.
Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn put themselves, their kids, and their five pets in matching pajamas for this family Christmas card. I have to call BS, though, because it's clearly Photoshopped. If you look closely at the cats, you'll notice that they aren't clawing at their owners' faces with rage for being dressed in dorky pajamas.
Kiefer Sutherland made reference to his infamous tree-attacking video a few years ago with this card. We're not sure what Kiefer was thinking when he decided to maul that original tree back in 2006. It must have been a covert government spy... or perhaps he was just really drunk.
Jersey Shore's Snooki and JWoww donned the ugly sweaters for this card in 2013. They decided it would be a fun idea to intentionally create an 'awkward family photo.' However, the only thing awkward to us is the angle at which that guy is holding that dog.
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Good Morning America's Joan Lunden mailed out this very Brady card featuring herself, her husband, and their seven children. The Brady Bunch motif is a great idea for any family that wants to send out a cute card, yet can't stand to be in the same room with one another. My parents should take note.
Despite Pee-Wee's Playhouse going off the air in 1991, Paul Reubens still sends Pee-Wee themed cards to his friends and family every year. This card, which is 2009's edition, depicts Herman about to throw a nasty snowball. Today's word of the day is: DUCK!
RuPaul may have broken a lot of glass ceilings in his day, but sadly the baby bump posted in his 2011 Christmas card was not real. That sass, though? Now that's something that could never be forged in Photoshop.
Kelly Clarkson, probably best known for her starring role in the film From Justin to Kelly (plus we hear she sings or something), staged this photo in which Santa Claus apparently tied up her family using ribbon and Christmas tree lights. Santa smiles smugly, as they can only wonder what sadistic games he has planned for them. It's gonna be a dark Christmas.
Mena Suvari and her boyfriend Sal must have some sort of rivalry with Joe Jonas, because that's the only reason we can think of why they released an almost identical Christmas card. We can only hope this battle escalates year after year, as Mena and Sal fight for uncomfortable-cat-portrait dominance.