One reason to avoid eating carbs is that they're actually smarter than we are.
"Me? An impasta? Don't be fusilli!"
The idea for this pun actually came from Marvin Gaye.
She'd be a little warmer if she hadn't left her coat under the bridge downtown.
When you start telling puns, it can be a slippery slope.
My favorite member of the Wu-Tang Flan is Ol' Dirty Custard.
Potatoes like watching TV because of all their eyes.
Bragging about yourself like this definitely is not kosher.
Them not being able to get together is extremely melon-choly.
That doughnut looks really special. I wish I was special.
To undo the wedgie, looks like he could use some lemon-aid.
Of course, when your pitcher finally runs out, you need to bring in your relief pitcher.
This day often gets mistaken for Sorbet Day.
They may be small fries now, but someday they'll ketchup.
Even when the cool pears want you to do something, sometimes you've got to just say no. Besides, there's nothing wrong with hanging out with the nerd pears.