I really hope that blue ribbon is for the haircut/outfit combo, because it should be.
Hey look! The cats look just as disgusted as we do! What a coincidence!
Sir, you have something on your shirt. Ma'am, just wipe that thing off your sleeve. Just swat it away. Then we can take a nice picture.
They're just like children! They wear clothes and give hugs and fling their feces at your face. What more could you ask for!?
You know what they say: "A bird and a bunny, you'll find your honey. But a bunny and a bird, well that'd be absurd."
Unrelated note: I'm really good at making up sayings, guys.
"Honey we shrunk ourselves! No, wait, we're normal-sized! Honey, we blew up the dog!"
Never fear. As long as poodles and hair dye are around, the '80s will be alive and well.
This was all fun and games until he insisted on being referred to as "Cat Daddy."
After the fancy cup of Hawaiian Punch, Mr. Corgi and his butler are hopping a private jet to the Westminster Dog Show, the biggest event of the dog year, where Mr. Corgi has a front row seat.
They were the original actors cast in M. Night Shaymalan's 2002 film, but they were fired because the rabbit was hopped up all the time.
The service was going really well until Tucker ate the Torah.
...Tucker's the kid.
The cat was trapped. She saw rattail and she thought "rat." She'll never make that mistake again.
Seriously, we can't tell.
You laugh, but Bingo on the right is really upset he can't make the same face as his friend and his owner.
Little does human Cooper know that chicken Cooper is tonight's dinner.