Before the Geico Gecko blew up, his uncle Gary tried his hand at stylish yet casual, late '80s fashion. Tragically, when the '90s came onto the scene and everyone started wearing ripped jeans, Gary's dream of owning the fashion world died. (As did Gary from a massive cocaine overdose.)
"I'd like to call this first official meeting of the Ridiculous Pants Club to order. If everyone could please pull their pants up a little higher and cuff the bottom of their pants just one more time before we commence that would be rad."