Too bad there's not another bird joining this one for a romantic evening. Because, if there was, then they could Netflix and chill.
"Her first born is still in her womb. I can try to put him on the phone, but I can't say if he'll be very talkative."
A dad making bad puns is like ABC. Easy as 1, 2, 3.
And after this joke was made, another dad probably perked up and said, "Stirr-up? I tried to 'stirr-down' once, but it didn't work!"
And if you go to a county fair, you can order some deep fried Coke. Or, as it's also known, crack.
And then they found a picture of the guitarist for U2, because someone said their car had gone over The Edge.
Why do they give you the option, if "wisely" is the only name they want you to select? Seems a bit inefficient.
This dad proved that it can be "Changed Later" after all. Which proves that dad is a true rebel.
To a dad, a groan is as good as a laugh. And this one's about as groany as it gets.