Tonight's forecast: snowy with a chance of endless blabbering.
This should come with an Eric Clapton record.
Only someone on cocaine would be self-aggrandizing enough to call this a "fine line flake plate." It's a coke plate, you delusional putz!
This magazine was found in a brown Dodge Van with a golden stallion painted on the side.
When you spill coke on your shag carpet. #70sPeopleProblems
Could you even imagine flipping through the pages of amagazine and ordering an ivory coke straw through the mail? Those were different times.
I have no idea what this even does. Is it for your car? Was coke so prevalent in the '70s that even cars got loaded? Wild.
Cocaine: it makes disco tolerable.
I'm so naive, at first I thought this was a product that allowed you eat soup through a straw. Whoops.
Who knew Scarface was a documentary?
"This is my first time. How am I supposed to do it?"
"Put the fish up to your nose and start sniffing."
I'm sorry, but the words "exquisite" and "snorting" cancel each other out.
Fleetwood Mac Merch.
If you buy this product, you have bigger problems than "wet fingers."
Ok, this one is actually hilarious.