This kid's playground slide stinks. See what we did there?
This playground is number ten in fun, and number one in playground injuries. They plan on installing a rusty award plaque in due time.
We've heard of "run-down playgrounds," but never "run-up playgrounds". Get it? Because the slide's on a roof.
I make jokes.
This was a slide and now it's a tragic lesson about the importance of protractors. Protractors are fun.
Whoever installed this gate doesn't understand how slides work.
Full disclosure: I installed this gate.
The perfect slide for garbage kids. Am I right?
Slides are a torture device designed to destroy kids spines, right?
I'm still the guy who doesn't know what slides are.
Sure, you've ridden a slide, but have you ever ridden a slide while looking into an open grave with your name on it?
Really makes you think...
"Kids can slide through brick walls, right?" ”” The guy* who built this.
* Still me.
This swing is under swing probation for being too fun*!
* - Lethal
To be fair, putting barbed wire on the bottom of this slide was the only way to keep chickens out. They're becoming a real problem.
This is what happens when you merge a slide, a jungle gym and a hatred for all children.
...They know what they did.
The only thing more fun than riding this thing is the tetanus-induced lockjaw you'll get afterwards.
I don't know what any of those words are either.
Oh cool, it's playground Satan. He eats fun, drinks tears and that's it! Those are his two things!
This playground was built by the "Toys and Rattlesnakes and Poison Oak Society." They have a VERY powerful local government lobby.