This is embarrassing until you realize that it's the apple writing it. Now it's impressive.
Welcome Week at Irony University was exactly as you'd expect. Those incoming freshman are in for a treat.
A pencil sharpener that gets rid of my mistakes? Where were you during my black eyeliner phase?
They're probably not talking about free Zyrtec, but a sniffly girl can dream.
Dangerous mistakes like this leads to even more dangerous mistakes, like coloring outside the lines.
The fan is just in the classroom for decoration. Unlike the funny jar on your teacher's desk that says "Ashes of problem students." That one's legit.
The only person here who should be given a breathalyzer is whoever made that chart.
Even in the post-apocalypse, Target has you covered.
They're hoping for a big turn out, but as long as the sign maker attends, it'll be a success.
FACT: It wasn't called Africa until Toto realized that "I bless the rains down in Europe" sounded terrible.
It's actually supposed to say "Sine or Girls." Math nerds, man.
This inspired the Beach Boys to write their lesser-appreciated hit, "Be Ture to Your Shcool."
Hope you're ready to get real comfortable with the person sitting behind you. In this school, the Goth kids have a real reason to hate pep rallies. Even if the seats are technically nonconforming.
Don't forget that Show & Tell day is on July 2st!
The merchandising for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is the least confusing thing about the movie.