If you can't carry all your food into the house in one trip, you don't deserve to eat. In fact, you barely deserve to have arms.
Ah, yes. The persistent "cookies or sewing supplies?" question. Otherwise known as Schrödinger's cookies.
Hey, at least they're not all over the floor. That's progress.
Hey, sometimes you come across an especially engrossing Reddit thread. Amiright?
Now you just need one giant plastic bag for all of your bags full of bags. And then put that bag into a...closet!
(You thought I was going to say "bag," didn't you?)
On the negative side, your potatoes are ruined.
But on the plus side, your garden is coming along great!
What does it look like down there? Nobody knows. And it's better that way.
I don't know, Netflix. Are there still more episodes to see? By the way, I don't care much for this tone you're taking.
Come to think of it, this is probably what it looks like under the seat of your car. Mystery solved!
We've all been here. No shame in taking the easy way out. It's there for a reason!