Everyone was just settling down on Easter after a chocolate-egg-induced sugar rush, when parents turned on the television. Channel 5 in the U.K. was playing the animated film, Watership Down, which effectively brought back nightmares of dead bunnies to children and adults alike.
Ah well, it wouldn't be Easter without some emotional scarring.
In an effort to keep Americans safe abroad, the State Department tweeted this helpful message yesterday: "Not a `10' in the US? Then not a 10 overseas. Beware of being lured into buying expensive drinks or worse -- being robbed. #springbreakingbadly."
Thanks Mom, oops we mean State Department.
3. Whoopi Is Healing Your Cramps With Mary Jane, Yes Please
Alright, so this is real. A company in Minnesota has created the Ideal Conceal, and yes it is what it sounds like: an ideal way to conceal your deadly weapon, by making it look like a iPhone! Complete with fake camera and headphone jack.
Jimmy John's really means it when they say "So Fast You'll Freak," as in, freak out passerbys when a Jimmy John's bike delivery man climbs atop a moving train, bike in tow, and jumps off the opposite side to deliver your subpar sandwich on time.
Hey, being hungry is no joke.
7. Panther Spotted Straight Chillin' on Florida Porch
This incredible photo series documents two nuns who use marijuana to create salves and tinctures to ease and manage pain for customers in Merced, California. If we may say so ourselves, that's pretty dope.