Man buns and gingerbread men go together like eggnog and nothing cause nothing goes with eggnog because it is the worst drink ever invented. It's the man bun of the holiday drink world.
Chicago Bulls' Joakim Noah is either really into the Christmas spirit or just really ashamed of his man bun. I'm really not sure which.
Be warned, lil' puppies: This is what happens to all pets on the naughty list. Not pretty, is it?
You know what you do under the mistletoe, don't you?
That's right. Watch Prince of Persia over and over again.
You may think we Photoshopped this, but we didn't. This is Jared Leto's everyday attire during the holiday season.
We are not lying.
This is 100% true.
Sure, these technically aren't man buns, but double ponytails might be even worse, which is why we added the candy canes in the hopes of making it look better.
If you get rid of that man bun, the beard and that ridiculously smug and self-satisfied look on your face. Otherwise, you're getting re-gifted.
He's not as famous as his cousin Frosty the Snow Man, but at least he doesn't melt in the spring.
"Hark the herald man buns sing/Glory to the man bun king...."
If you don't have room in your place for a Christmas tree, just find two hipsters and hang your Christmas lights between their man buns. Festive!
Of all the Charlie Brown man buns, this one is the Charlie Browniest.
Shortly after this picture was taken Santa took a horrible tumble from this faux man bun and fell to his death, smothered in falling pretension, regret and bad fashion choices. This is the man who killed jolly St. Nick.
Remember when your little cousin Jannie used to climb onto your shoulders to place the star on the top of the man bun to cap off a wonderful evening of Christmas decorating?
Chris Hemsworth actually put his hair in a man bun specifically so it would hold this wonderful holiday arrangement. That's how much the man loves Christmas!
Man buns are non-religious and celebrate the good in all human beings. Happy Man Bun Holidays!*
(*Yes. Now it's a thing.)