I'm totally cool with the second amendment, as long as it includes the right to bear rodents. Those little guys are apparently more effective than guns.
That's just sh***y. Talk about your letters being full of crap.
Judge: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
Dog: "That's gonna be ruff."
This is what Mondays would look like if they were a picture. And going to the dentist.
Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams are too big. This puppy is literally carrying a tree; you can do whatever the hell you want to do.
You can handle going back to school like a regular kid. Or you can be like this freak of nature smiling at the camera.
Whoever came up with the term "kissing cousins" is in need of some serious psychological help.
I once saw my dog's face in my banana slice. LSD is a pretty intense drug, man.
It's funny, because not only did she fix her cousin's Barbie, but she also introduced a new character into my nightmares.
How did things escalate to this point? Does basic common sense mean nothing to you people?!
I bet this dog is a better driver than 95 percent of the drivers in LA. Probably keeps its car cleaner, too.
"Spreadsheets? Love 'em! Use 'em all the time!"
*feverishly Googles 'What are spreadsheets?'*
The pure dedication and effort it took to pull off this photo amazes me. It possibly frightens me too.
Get it? The sewer drain looks like a toaster. What a great way to waste bread...and my time.
You know what would be an amazing invention? A folding, portable device that you could sit down on at parks and beaches. I smell a million dollar idea!