This is the bra we speak of. It's called the WineRack (clever) and will not only supply you with delicious alcohol, but also increase your cup size. There are literally no downsides, except for its inability to be worn discreetly under almost any garment.
This is the WineRack in action. Check out that cheeky grin, she's not spending any money at the bar tonight. She'll be hiding in the bathroom surreptitiously sucking on what looks like an IV filled with her own blood. Thrifty.
If you thought the WineRack was just for alcohol, you'd be sorely mistaken. This pioneering customer though outside the box and adapted their own personal interests to fit the WineRack's functionality.