"Welcome to Centaur Sally's Kitchen. I'm your host Centaur Sally! Today, I'm going to teach you how to cook gluten-free Ambrosia, the nectar of the gods..."
You're looking at $5,000 in produce from Whole Foods.
Unfortunately timed image or preview from the Chucky prequel?"
I know they're annoying, but don't do it, Carpophorus!
Look at him, just sitting there like a big ol' bump on a log.
That's quite a baby arm. Literally.
And this is un-intentionally hilarious.
"I'm calling CPS! Wait. Never mind. Optical illusion."
His car has a sticker on it that says, "My child is an honor student at HOLY CRAP THAT KID HAS A HUGE HAND Elementary School." (He's home schooled)
It's a nice day for great white wedding.
We know it's a basic instinct, but you guys need to get your minds out of the gutter.
The look on his face is the realest thing I've ever seen.
So THAT'S why they called it the wedding of the century.
"Heather's new boyfriend is pretty cool, but he's a real dog-face."
"How was your day?"
"I met Martin Sheen. He had really bad breath."