Oh, good. They're both on the phone, so neither of them died. Plus, having them both on the phone at once means I don't have to answer ”³What's new?”³ in two separate conversations! Okay, maybe this will be fine.
I've heard that some people have hour-long conversations with their parents about deep personal feelings, but that can't be true, right? Someone should investigate this. Too bad Mythbusters stopped making new episodes.
Oh, good. Mom's telling me everything that happened on that rerun of NCIS she just watched. And the rerun of Criminal Minds she just watched. I basically now know what happened on every CBS procedural since 1996.
Mom and Dad are being so nice on the phone... How long can we go until they passive-aggressively imply that there's something wrong with me for not giving them grandkids yet? I'm giving them three minutes, tops.