If they play their cards right, these guys will live another 50 years.*
I'd say this photo was taken a moment before disaster, but then I realized this lady is wearing a life vest. Good thinking family.
Speaking of pictures taken right before tragedy, this guy almost put oil in his fuel pump!
Also, he's holding his truck up with lumber...
"When I'm gone, tell everyone that I died doing what I love. Throwing a bucket of water on a transformer fire." ”” This guy
There HAS to be a better way to trim the top of a hedge.
...Wait, there isn't?
"Beer + Guns = Fun Fun Fun!" ”” A man that died in a beer and gun accident
Some schools have detention for bad kids. This school has a "hell slide."
We're pretty sure the guy spotting his friend is only there for emotional support.
You got this dude.
Playing catch with a live RPG? There is literally nothing that could go wrong here.
There are three things that could go wrong here.
Wait, make that one thing.
We're not sure who has it worse. The guy working on the ship, or the three guys who are being paid to act as counter weight.
Signs you're being too frugal:
If you're an electrician, this photo is giving you a stress aneurysm. Heck, I'm not even an electrician and this is giving me a stress aneurysm.
On the plus side, these people will have a cool story about how their friends were crushed to death by a couch. Also a broken couch, but there friends are more important. Right!?
I'm not a life vest maker, but these soda bottles can't be up to code.
...Or CAN they?!
"There's no way having a trampoline next to a spiked metal fence can be a bad idea." ”” A person who often mistakes bad ideas for good ideas.
"This is a good idea." ”” The wood chipper
The only thing these people are succeeding at is ruining their power outlet.
...Also watering that plant...
That moment when you realize that quick-eject, motocross tires are a fool's invention.
(It turns out they are not a good invention.)
I can't picture a world where this doesn't end with the third guy from the bottom breaking a bone. Everyone else should be fine though.