Fact: Using the phrase "real talk" makes any invasive question suddenly totally acceptable!
Who says that small talk is a lost art?
The only thing more awkward than sexting a wrong number is sexting a wrong number who also has a bizarre insect fetish.
This guy completely misunderstood the meaning of "Casual Friday."
She's nice enough to send a nude photo and that's how he responds? Not cool, dude. Not cool.
She doesn't want to watch a movie at 11:22PM, probably because she's just a huge fan of matinees.
It started out as a wrong number...but then they turned out to be soulmates!
Fact: 90% of texts that have the word "hey" spelled with extra Ys are followed by something you don't want to hear.
Hopefully her next response was a picture of a seminal album by Nirvana.
Clayton is simply acting as a responsible journalist, who wants to keep the public as well-informed as possible.
Looks like the instructions to "Dnt show nobdy" weren't exactly followed.
I think we can all agree that a photo of Michael Cera with a mustache is just as erotic as a nude photo of anyone else.
"...or maybe some Toaster Strudel! Yeah, I could really go for some strudel right now. Okay, gonna run to the grocery store, later!"
Sure, this guy is not having a Merry Christmas, but does he have to ruin the holidays for other people too?
This is either a bad attempt at sexting or a good attempt at sexting by Cap'n Crunch.