Looks like someone doesn't remember her night last night. First, I'll give her one point for the passive-aggressive note and then two points for forgetting that she was the idiot who put the burrito in the microwave to begin with. Three points and she is out!
The number one rule for roommates is to not have sex in your roommates bed! If they break the cardinal rule, it's time to kick them out. But first, have sex in their bed and never tell them. Payback, baby!
Your dorm room is teeny tiny and your roommate is constantly having people over. There is barely enough room for two, let alone a group. Find a nerd with no friends if you want some solace while living in a dorm.
This is dark. This isn't just, "Make a peep and I'll kill a puppy." This person is threatening to wait until you fall in love with it and will then kill in front of you!? You may be living with the next Charles Manson.
Yea it's annoying when people won't throw away the toilet paper roll. Especially when the garbage is RIGHT there. By the time it took to make this TP teepee, this roommate could have throw away the toilet paper roll 367 times. Get a life.
If you live alone and your silverware drawer looks like this, you may consider getting a roommate. This drawer is a cry for help and a roommate will add some forks, knives and some light to your life. Every time you close a sad silverware drawer, there is another full one just around the corner. Is that the saying?
If he doesn't know how to use the dish washer, you should be worried. If you don't replace him, he'll ruin your clothes in the washing machine, accidentally bleach your furniture and unknowingly wash your dog with detergent. Don't believe me? Just you watch.