Now, this is more like it: the Jumbo Reese's Cups! Rust3d had to special order these in the mail and they arrived damaged. I guess that's one of the flaws of producing Reese's Cups in this size. Will reduced peanut butter content be another?
The Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin is an especially welcome surprise to trick-or-treaters. If a house on your block is handing these out, kids may want to invest in multiple costumes to maximize their return.
So, what have we learned from all this senseless candy destruction? Well, for starters, when those seasonal Reese's come out in store, buy as many as you can because the peanut butter-to-chocolate ratio doesn't get any better.
Aside from that, stick to the classics. The King Size and Snack Size Cups are good in a pinch and don't bog you down with all that superfluous chocolate.
As for our old friend Rust3d, he had a brilliant idea all his own: use the scooped-out peanut butter as an ice cream topping. This is why he's the genius scientist and I'm just some weirdo writing about him on a website.