Are you terrible at getting up in the morning? Well, you just might want to hear about this…
There are so many “solutions” available to morning haters to try and get us to work on time. But none like The Little Rooster!
No, not that kind of rooster. Although that could also be fun…
We’re talking about a whole different kind of wake-up call. And, so far, it’s just for women. Intrigued? So are we!
This tiny gadget guarantees you waking up and, not only that, but in a great mood as well. How? With a few good vibrations.
We’ll explain once we stop blushing…
The Little Rooster is worn inside your underwear and, once programmed, slowly begins to vibrate to a, well, climax for five minutes before your alarm goes off.
No, you don’t have a dirty mind. We are literally saying this device’s sole aim is to get you off the moment you wake up.
The Little Rooster has 30 settings to help guarantee your, um, customer satisfaction.
One small note: It's probably best not to wear this when you’re staying at a friend’s house. #Awkward
But where can we get one of these magical devices, you ask? Well, they sell out very fast (for good reason), but keep checking their website for availability.
They’re priced at $69 (of course) and we assume they're probably worth every darn penny.
Although the device is designed specifically for women, there’s no saying guys can’t use them too!
But a male version is set to be released in the future, so it may be best to wait.
Just for fun, let’s take a look at some Amazon reviews of the product:
“Little Rooster is easy to set, comfortable to wear, and a total pleasure to use.” 5 stars.
"The product itself works like a charm." 5 stars.
And for the players in the house:
"Both gfs love it." 5 stars.
For those with a curious or worrisome disposition, we thought we should include some FAQs from their website to answer any burning questions you may have.
The best thing we learned? The Little Rooster WON’T give you thrush. Score!
Christmas is almost around the corner and if you have a grumpy friend/spouse that could use a little cheering up in the mornings, what better gift to give them than a daily orgasm.