Some girls get up early to curl their hair and perfect their makeup. You wake up early to read the news and have a nervous breakdown about what is going on in the world. Then you don't put on any makeup or do your hair at all because you ran out of time. Just another day in the life of a low-maintenance girl. It doesn't make any sense to spend your time on something that really doesn't matter. If your makeup routine in the morning takes more than ten minutes, it drives you insane. There are so much more important things that you could be doing.
You don't own an iron and you probably never will. You use other tricks to press your clothes like hanging up your clothes in the bathroom when you are showering or boiling water in a pot and using the pot as an iron. Neither of those tricks really work that well, but you can't bothered to buy an iron. Then you will have to figure out how to use it and that is out of the question. Maybe you can get one of those handheld steamers. Those seem like a good thing to invest in. But you'll also have to figure out how to work that, too. How important is it to have ironed clothes?
Some girls buy two of everything so when they run out, they have a back up ready to go. Do you? Definitely not. In fact, you will put it off buying new products for weeks. You'll add water to the shampoo, use your roommates products, steal your boyfriend's stuff. Anything to keep you from having to go to the store. Maybe you can try dry shampoo for a few weeks. No one will be able to tell, right? You love dry shampoo.
Do you you sometimes wear your gym clothes more than once before you wash them? If they get really sweaty, you'll wash your clothes. You are not an animal. But if it's a pilates or yoga class you will wear your clothes more than once with without thinking twice about it.
Why shave your entire leg if no one is going to see it? Shave your ankles if your pants go above them. Shave your knees if your pants have holes in them. But unless you are wearing shorts, shaving your whole leg is for chumps!
You wash your face! Well, you use face wipes, does that count? Who has time to take off your eye makeup at night anyway? Not this girl. Why take it off, when you are going to redo it again tomorrow? Seems like a waste of time to me!
You have tons of jewelry, but you wear the same pieces every single day. Sometimes you think to take a risk and wear something new, but then you forget and wind up wearing the same pieces again. Whatever, who cares.
You have a closet full of clothes. You have clothes on clothes on clothes on clothes. You have no idea what you own because you wear the same five things whenever you go out. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
You have no problem doing laundry. But you will only do it when there is no more room in your laundry basket. You already bought extra underwear and socks so you wouldn't have to keep up with your laundry, but if you don't have anymore room for your dirty stuff, it's time.
You hate shopping. You can't stand it. You hate the crowds and you hate to try things on. You also never know if anything looks good on you. If you could go years without shopping for new clothes, you'd be one happy, low-maintenance girl.
You get home from work and you immediately get into pajamas. If the bra is on at home, there is a major problem. You don't remember the last time you hung out in regular clothes at home and that is probably because you've never done it.