Star date: 1995.
Captain's log: Dad didn't like his novelty tie, so he donated it to Goodwill.
"Excuse me. How much for this painting of me?"
"Thanks for that self-esteem boost, man."
Here's a fun piece of American trivia: In the 1950's, the legal drinking age was 7.
Who wore it better?
This scale or Chewbacca?
Move over Chewbacca Mom! This is Chewbacca's actual mom, Deb.
This is either really weird Walter White fan art or just...really weird?
Hey, look! It's President Barack Oblonda!
Whoever donated this used Kegel exerciser is crazy!
She could have sold it to some weirdo on eBay for at least a million dollars.
"I'll be back. I have to go to court for copyright infringement."
Heads up, gang. Looks like there's some extra room in Steve Harvey's closet today.
I'm no art professor, but I'm pretty sure this painting is from Pablo Poocaso's blue period.
"Excuse me, Ma'am. May I try this on?"
You think the Kool-Aid Man busts through those walls barefoot? No, man. He's wearing shoes!
I'm convinced that this is just an elaborate ploy to get people to keep the seat down. Genius!
Update: The Neverland Ranch annual sleepover has been cancelled indefinitely.