You have to love a teacher who takes a lemon and makes lemonade. #QueenB
This teacher is wasting her time with these dumb kids. She should be writing for Conan!
File under: When your teacher confiscates your phone and changes the photo on your lock screen to a hilarious selfie. Too funny.
I dunno, teach. Maybe your students wouldn't be looking at the clock so much if you stopped making such exhausting puns.
"Isn't it a little harsh to call all these papers crap?"
"Oh, no. I'm not being mean. I have a student whose last name is 'Crap.' Candice Crap."
1. This is hilarious.
2. Please don't allow this psycho near my kid.
Being a teacher can be exhausting. Being a student can be a nightmare. This is a great solution.
File under: When your teacher is too hungover to show up to class, but still cares about you and your well-being.
Principal: "Listen up, class. Your chem teacher Mr. Mellis is out sick, so we got you the coolest substitute ever."
*Lady Gaga walks out and points to the projector screen*
Lady Gaga: "What can I say? I live for the applause." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This, my friends, is a perfect joke. Take the rest of the semester off, teacher. You get an A+.
Logo forever changed in my brain.
You can tell this guy has been teaching high school for a while. He DGAF!
I've always suspected that science classes were the work of the dark side.
See? I told you, Mom and Dad!