Japanese online shop Belle Maison recentlycreated a time-saving invention that could revolutionize how women shave their legs and paint their toenails. Well, kinda.
Belle Maison invented flesh-colored stockings with prettytoenails already printed on them. I can't tell if this isa great idea or a sign of the pendingapocalypse. #UncannyValley
After some serious thought, these toe-stockings are starting to freak me out. So, if you're thinking, "These stockings are kinda weird and gross," thenwe can probably be friends!
I can see these stockings as a nice option for someone who wantstheir feet to look like they oncebelonged to aCabbage Patch Kid.
Good news: no more visibly-chipped nails!
Bad news: Your toes look like your grandma painted them.
They look so realistic. You know how people paint kissingcartoon dogs on their toes literally all the time?
If you Photoshopped the feet out of this, it could totally bean ad for Chiclets.
I like to think thatthis person is flipping the pages of the catalog with their feet. Because only a weirdo would buythese.
They come in various designs such as Betty Boop (picturedon top) and Mary Poppins (picturedbelow).
Boom! Now you can make your toes look like Halloween candy.
There's finally a way you can save time on painting your nails and look kinda like a Real Doll at the same time.
This picture says, "I'm pulling off my skin! Just kidding. It's just these weird stockings I bought as a joke!"
You can't trick me with this packaging. I know that these stockings aren't gummy candy!
On the plus side, they don't look so bad from far away.
You know how fast food ads can make their products look like the most appetizing things in the world? Well, this is the opposite of that.
At least they're being honest about it. That's nice!