Japanese online shop Belle Maison recently created a time-saving invention that could revolutionize how women shave their legs and paint their toenails. Well, kinda.
Belle Maison invented flesh-colored stockings with pretty toenails already printed on them. I can't tell if this is a great idea or a sign of the pending apocalypse. #UncannyValley
After some serious thought, these toe-stockings are starting to freak me out. So, if you're thinking, "These stockings are kinda weird and gross," then we can probably be friends!
I can see these stockings as a nice option for someone who wants their feet to look like they once belonged to a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Good news: no more visibly-chipped nails!
Bad news: Your toes look like your grandma painted them.
They look so realistic. You know how people paint kissing cartoon dogs on their toes literally all the time?
If you Photoshopped the feet out of this, it could totally be an ad for Chiclets.
I like to think that this person is flipping the pages of the catalog with their feet. Because only a weirdo would buy these.
They come in various designs such as Betty Boop (pictured on top) and Mary Poppins (pictured below).
Boom! Now you can make your toes look like Halloween candy.
There's finally a way you can save time on painting your nails and look kinda like a Real Doll at the same time.
This picture says, "I'm pulling off my skin! Just kidding. It's just these weird stockings I bought as a joke!"
You can't trick me with this packaging. I know that these stockings aren't gummy candy!
On the plus side, they don't look so bad from far away.
You know how fast food ads can make their products look like the most appetizing things in the world? Well, this is the opposite of that.
At least they're being honest about it. That's nice!