No wonder he's a millionaire. He's made of money!
This is what happens when Nathan Lane slips on a wet floor. He's THAT fun!
I'm sorry, but NO ONE tells Queen Dolly what to do. NO ONE, YOU HEAR ME?!
How to save a choking victim: choke them.
As random as it sounds, if someone tells you to "hide your potato," you better just do it. No questions asked.
This bridge has been around for millions of years.
Welcome to Jurassic Parkway.
Does this mean NO PIE ALLOWED or that they DON'T SELL pie? I'm okay with not buying pie from a subway station, but I WILL EAT PIE WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT!
Don't use the Ross Walk! It's for Rosses only.
Did you hear that, Monica?!
Welcome to Cougar Town, baby. Rawr!
Classic ninja distraction. By the time you read this sign, you're already dead!
Attention: This area is for gravediggers only.
Rest in Poop.
Not pictured: Steven Tyler and Aerosmith playing "Walk this Way."
Fun fact: This is America's most charismatic trash can.
"Just because someone stumbles and loses their way, it doesn't mean they're lost forever. Sometimes we need a little help... Can someone pass the Febreze, please?" ””Professor X