Enchiladas, just like how mom used to make them.
In this situation, mom is actually a demogorgon from the dark dimension. A demogorgon who can't cook.
Like hamburgers? Like chicken nuggets? Then you're going to LOVE hamburger nuggets!
Just kidding. You're going to hate them.
I honestly have no idea what that is. Some sort of curry? A piece of pizza with veal on top? The remains of Jimmy Hoffa?
This looks like a Philly Cheese Steak. This is also looks like what happens when you feed a baby a ton of mustard.
Those nuggets look good though.
Everyone knows that the best glaze on a chicken drumstick is a plastic glaze. It keeps the flavors in, and gives each bite that appetizing crunch.
It also makes an excellent blackjack in a food fight.
Salisbury Steak is the steak the others steaks don't talk about. But one inventive cafeteria lady decided she was going to change that. So she invented SALISBURY JELLO.
She was fired the next day.
Is that a taco or an open-faced sloppy joe? And what is that dark chunk in the middle? A bay leaf? A dead rat?
So many questions, so little nutritional value.
Mmmmm, guts! Delicious, delicious guts! What more could a kid ask for?
I'll tell you what: a side of weird brownish ball things!
Little Tommy thought that detention was the worst thing Oak Park Elementary could throw at him.
Then lunch came. And Little Tommy realized how very wrong he was.
Sheryl had a dilemma. How could she keep lunch costs down, while still providing the children with protein? Then one day, the solution came to her.
And the local squirrel population was decimated.
I have no idea what that half-solid, half-liquid substance wrapped tight in cellophane is. I'd like to think that it is a donut of some sort.
I'd like to think that.
Call the History Channel. We finally have proof of extraterrestrial life. Cause whatever that mystery meat is, it is definitely not of this earth.
Hey kids, you ever heard of probiotics? Like the living things that make kombucha so healthy?
Larva stroganoff is kinda like that.
I don't know what is worse.
A) The dried out piece of fish that looks both undercooked and burnt.
B) The stale roll that could chip teeth.
C) The corn that they forgot to rehydrate.
D) EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME, I NEED THAT TRASH CAN- BLEEEEEEEEH.
I'd eat it.
I mean, yeah, it looks gross as hell. But you can't screw up a chili dog and fries, right?