Let me set the scene: You're on a first date. Things are going really well, dinner was great, conversation was stimulating, you're really vibing with each other. You both decide to go out for some ice cream and then your date gets this monstrosity.
Better to be single forever than to compromise your flavor profile.
Kids love bubble gum ice cream because they get two treats in one. But kids are stupid. In reality, bubble gum ice cream offers crappy ice cream and even crappier gum. Good job, bubble gum ice cream. Way to suck hard twice.
This is nothing against avocado, which is manna from the heavens. No, this is against the fact that someone just had to soil avocado's purity by turning it into ice cream. Similar to being able to bite your toenails, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
I'm sure this ice cream tastes fine, but it was probably made by a bearded hipster wearing suspenders and a porkpie hat who makes "artisanal creamed ice" when he's not at his job assistant managing an organic pickle store whimsically called "Pucker Up."
According to Food Britannica, haggis is "a type of pudding composed of the liver, heart, and lungs of a sheep (or other animal), minced and mixed with beef or mutton suet [raw fat] and oatmeal and seasoned with onion, cayenne pepper, and other spices. The mixture is packed into a sheep's stomach and boiled." Basically take that and turn it into ice cream.
Here's a fun practical joke to play: Secretly buy a squid ink-flavored ice cream cone and have your friends take a taste, but insist that it's chocolate. They'll make a face and say it tastes weird, but keep insisting that it's chocolate. Then, when they refuse to believe you, get really mad about it, accuse them of being bad friends and end the friendship.
Made with cheese-flavored ice cream and ground-up spaghetti (wha???), this unusual ice cream is popular in Germany and Italy. Just think: If we would have lost WWII, this would be our national dessert.
Durian is a green, spiky-husked fruit found primarily in Southeast Asia. When opened, it reveals a very soft, succulent yellow flesh...that smells exactly like rotting onions wrapped in sweaty gym shorts that have been farted on by a guy who ate Del Taco for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
So it only makes sense to turn it into an ice cream.