Look! It's your favorite childhood character, Deranged Fear Cat! His magical power was to haunt every one of your dreams and here he is in impressively accurate cake form. They even recreated his half-melted face from the episode when he poured acid on himself to see what it was like to feel.
This is what happens when you blindly follow internet trends. Yes, rainbow is a thing right now, but please, just leave it to the overpriced cupcake shops. Oh, and buy your mother a new baking sheet before she loses her s**t.
This concoction seemed pretty logical at the time. I mean, pizza equals good and hotdog also equals good. So, mathematically speaking, pizza plus hotdog must equal f**king bomb, right? Sometimes life is not that cut and dry and certain things must go straight in the incinerator. Also, peas as a topping? Are you a psychopath?!
Ham, mystery carb, sour cream (?), Goldfish crackers and the saddest ever attempt at seasoning. This person does not respect their body or soul, and for some reason, we also feel like we know what their bedroom looks like.
No matter what time it is or what activities they had planned, this person needs to go back to bed. There is zero point in continuing on from here. Shut the oven door and step away from the kitchen. Hopefully, it will somehow clean itself up too.