More like Tabby-Crombie & Fitch.
Instead of yelling "GOOOOOOOAL," the announcer blew a raspberry.
Cloudy with a chance of metal.
Sometimes you do the Truffle Shuffle. Sometimes the Truffle Shuffle does you.
"Hold my beer. I'm jumping in!"
"This outfit...yay or neigh?"
There's no way Ant-Man is better than this.
I hope he was wearing a cup.
This is how goths are made.
That's definitely too big to mount on a wall.
Hey, look! It's the perfect metaphor for America.
Brings new meaning to "uploading to the cloud."
The Redeemer looks over and goes, "Sixty Niiiiiiine. Hehehe."
The pilot yells, "Yeah, bro!" It's Guy Fieri.
Giraffes are very protective of their young. In this case, a little too protective.
Just reading the morning paper. Nom nom nom nom.
"In Soviet Russia, basketballs shoot you."
"Welcome to the 2015 World Levitator's Conference."
Before there was Facebook, there was Bookface.
The vet says, "What brings you in today?"
"My cat is translucent."
Weddings are so expensive. Save money by wearing your cake as a dress!