When this happens, there's only one thing you can do. And that's to find the nearest spoon and eat the parts that didn't touch the car as quickly as possible. If you've been looking for an excuse to binge on ice cream, this is it.
Who doesn't like their eggs covered with a giant pile of pepper? Oh, that's right, absolutely everyone. Well, everyone except a person who's had a sneeze stuck for a couple hours and is just looking for some relief.
How wet is this wet paint? Well, it's hard to tell from this photo, but when this woman sat down, her shirt and jacket were both white. And if she sits there long enough, her pants will start to match as well.
Fun fact about hippos: they're very protective of their natural habitat. In particular, they hate it when outsiders try to make their way into their very own Shell station. This is a fact that we just made up, but judging by the photo it seems pretty accurate.
On the bright side, those are going to be the cleanest clothes ever. And the cleanest kitchen, bathroom and living room floor ever. And the cleanest lawn ever. Honestly, maybe this situation is only good and not bad at all!
Maybe this isn't so bad. Maybe they were going to paint the floor green anyway, and he was just getting a head start. And maybe they were also going to paint the dresser green too. And the wall. Oh, and also the TV.
When you spill your latte in your car's cup holder, the first reaction is denial. The second reaction is acceptance...of the fact that you can only save your beverage by drinking it through a straw. The third reaction is becoming violently ill.
With most vending machines, you put in your money and you get a snack. But every now and then, you get a vending machine that's actually a game of chance. The only thing worse than a machine not accepting your crumpled-up dollar bill is one that takes that dollar and then this happens.
This person shouldn't feel so bad about being stuck in the basement while waiting for the paint to dry. There are still plenty of things they can do to entertain themselves in the meantime. Such as thinking of all the things that are more exciting than watching paint dry.