Nothing like some smelly, crusty digits grazing your elbow to make your flight just that much more uncomfortable! You wanted privacy? Personal space? Well, that's ridiculous.
Speaking of personal space, it's an unwritten rule that you don't lean your seat all the way back on a plane. This lady didn't get the memo.
Just in case you thought there wasn't any other way to be invaded while on a plane, take a look at this monster. Armrest be damned!
Here's a neat trick: Leave a dirty diaper in the seat back pocket of your plane seat and POOF! No one likes you anymore. Isn't it amazing?
Nail clipping: The activity that doesn't seem that gross until someone else does it in public.
It's Coke Zero. So that means zero Coke, but a bunch of urine, right?
Want to watch a movie? How about When Hairy Met Sally? Or Hairy and the Hendersons? Or any of the Hairy Potters?
This man smuggled over a dozen hummingbirds on a plane in his underwear. They only discovered it when his crotch starting humming (OK, not really).
When you're stuck next to a snorer, you can use the old hold-the-nose trick, but that's a risk. I prefer the old get-up-to-go-to-the-bathroom-and-"accidentally"-elbow-the-snoring-stranger-in-the-side move. Works like a charm.
This guy was just reallllllllly nervous to fly. He may have overcompensated with alcohol.
Some people have human babies. Some people have cello babies. Who's to say which kind of baby is more important? (It's one million percent human babies.)
Nothing makes one's mild flight anxiety go off the rails like another passenger who's so clearly panicky before you're even in the air. This is when you have a drink and mellow out.
The worst part? This was a 45-minute commuter flight.
You may fancy yourself an artist, but there is no excuse for doodling in Sharpie all over the seat. That's just spiteful.
It seems a little ironic that watching someone clean themselves can be so disgusting, but that's the world we live in. Some things are supposed to happen in private, man.