Sweet Ski-Doo, bro. The '89 Corolla station wagon with the missing window? Not so much.
Plot twist: "CNN" stands for "Chip Noise News."
Fact: Southern Californians lose their minds when it rains.They lose their laptops too.
Don't call the police, you big baby.
Next time, call a waaa-mbulance.
First black president. Marriage equality. Universal health care. Another wave of feminism. Self-driving cars. Computer phones.
Eh, whatever. This 99 cent chicken sandwich is waaay better.
"So, yeah, after I spent 14 years in my Y2K bunker, I decided to go into the sign making business." - guy from the last slide
"Olaf, what happened to your face?!"
"Burnt it off while Tweeting."
"Cinnamon Rolls." Plural! This guy is making a night out of it.
You have to respect that.
They blew the perfectopportunity to title this article:"Man Running from Cops PAWSES to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail." SMH.
The gall of this teacher to correct this student's spelling. The kid is obviously a genius!
I understand, my man.
That's how good cupcakes are.
This guy means serious business. (It's his major.)
"The cat has its priorities wrong!" - guy taking a picture instead of taking care of his mouse infestation
"But Mom! He's gonna have so many more birthdays!"