Does the rug match the drapes?
(He also bought tiny drapes.)
Your surprise was ruined.
INT. Halloween Party - Night
Party Goer #1: "What are you dressed as?"
Party Goer #2: "A nice lady that accidentally bought a butt plug."
These aren't "skinny jeans."
They're "slender jeans."
Jeans that weremade for Slender Man.
Hey, Emoji... You nailed it.
Fun fact: This self-defense weapon doubles as a large, long-handled spoon!
This person's poor sister bought these tiny boots "offline."
Maybe she should have considered buying them "online"?
When you think you're getting a prom dress but you get a magician's curtain instead.
I mean, if you're classy enough to buy a wine glass with a built-in straw, can you really complain? No. Just use it as a Neti Pot and move on.
This is, literally, exactly what you ordered. What's the problem here?
Okay, so this bathing suit doesn't look as advertised.
On the bright side, your boobs like like Mickey Mouse is in jail, so there's that.
You know what they say, "When life hands you a weird dress, throw yourself a Pistachio ice cream-themed quinceañera." *
*No one says that.
This poor guy got duped. He thought he was buying a color picture of a laptop. Damn!
Oh, no! What a bummer. At least these chairs will make the garden look a lot bigger.
Cute joke alert! That cat is like, "Let meow-t of this thing!"
I'll show myself out.